She is in my trunk
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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