what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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