i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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