dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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