but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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