I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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