I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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