idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Oh god it's open bar.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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