You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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