Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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