girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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