u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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