So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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