He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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