i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You ruined the universe
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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