I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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