stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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