i was born a porn star she said
either way he was missing a nipple.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
