i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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