I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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