Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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