I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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