so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I need to stop coming to work sober
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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