I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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