return my video game
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
