hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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