How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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