he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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