I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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