your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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