I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
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