Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Pants are for mortals
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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