Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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