Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Shitshow foam night was such a success
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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