He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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