Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I could fuck to npr.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm bleeding and have questions
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