the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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