My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
is wine microwaveable?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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