why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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