okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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