what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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