Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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