The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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