quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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