How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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