Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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