This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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