Will you blow on my dice?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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