so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
