So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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