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is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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