You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
