I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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