Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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