Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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