omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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