i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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