Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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