I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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